100 beste Tauchzitate

Wenn wir uns einen Film ansehen oder auf Social-Media-Kanälen surfen, freuen wir uns alle über ein gutes Zitat oder einen Spruch, der uns emotional berührt oder unsere Gefühle widerspiegelt.

Und wenn es ein Zitat über unsere Tauchleidenschaft ist, ist es besonders cool!

In diesem Beitrag findest du die 100 besten Tauchzitate für Sporttaucher, Freitaucher und Ozeanliebhaber.

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Die besten Tauchzitate

Die besten allgemeinen Tauchzitate, die uns gefallen!

Bitte beachte, dass die meisten von ihnen auf Englisch sind.

2. Most of the problems in scuba diving come from ourselves.
   – Jim Crockett
3. It’s not the depths we conquer, but ourselves.
   – After Edmund Hillary
4. Diving is an investment of time and money but the rewards can be life-changing, literally.
   – Andi Cummings
5. I love all the unique things you see on each dive. Millions of little aquatic soap operas…between all the creatures.
   – Kirsten Hubbard
6. No matter how much you travel, if you don’t dive, you cannot say you’ve seen the world.
   – Unknown
7. Scuba diving shows the human mind what it is truly like to move around in a fully 3-dimensional world. A world that once your head sinks below the surface the thoughts of society vanish and tranquility begins.
   – Matthew Schade
8. 75% of the Earth is water. Divers live on a much bigger planet.
   – Unknown
9. Scuba diving is very much a black and white world in terms of the laws and rules one must abide by.
   – Carlos Eyles
10. Why is it that scuba divers and surfers are some of the strongest advocates of ocean conservation? Because they’ve spent time in and around the ocean, and they’ve personally seen the beauty, the fragility, and even the degradation of our planet’s blue heart.
    – Sylvia Earle
11. I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory three minutes was the first time I put on scuba gear and dived on a coral reef. It’s just the unbelievable fact that you can move in three dimensions.
    – David Attenborough

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12. For most people, this is as close to being an astronaut, as you’ll ever get. It’s leaving planet Earth behind and entering an alien world.
    Mary Frances Emmons
13. Everyone loves to fly and flying underwater is better than flying in air because there are things around you.
    Graham Hawkes
14. Your worst day stuck on the surface wishing you could get underwater is better than your best day stuck underwater wishing you could get on the surface
    Anonymous
15. In a few short years you might have to become a scuba diver and go hundreds of feet underwater – It will be the last refuge of pure aura and power on our planet, the oceans’ depths.
    Frederick Lenz

17. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realized that you’ve been missing the whole point of the ocean.
    Dave Barry
18. Scuba diving is itself a hazardous sport. To do it without any training is tantamount to playing Russian roulette with a loaded revolver.
    Robert F. Burgess, The Cave Divers
19. There are bold divers and old divers, but there are no old bold divers.
    attributed to Tom Mix
20. Diving is optional, surfacing is mandatory.
21. For some reason, while diving, the stress stays at the surface.

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23. Give me coffee to change the things I can and the ocean to accept the things I can’t.
24. Do you need to think? Go diving and you’ll find peace and quiet.
25. Don’t ask me why I dive…ask yourself why you don’t.

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26. Give me coffee to change the things I can and the ocean to accept the things I can’t.
27. For others, there is therapy. For me, there is scuba diving.
28. Do you need to think? Go diving and you’ll find peace and quiet.
29. Don’t ask me why I dive…ask yourself why you don’t.
30. Eat – dive – sleep – repeat
31. Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy dive gear which is pretty much the same thing.

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37. Some just eat it. Some dive a lot to see it alive.
38. The best part about doing dangerous things is living to tell the story.
39. Don’t hesitate, we are all made of water.
40. Get out of your comfort zone and discover the ocean.
41. Happiness can be measured in bars.
42. Life is a beach and then you dive.
43. If scuba diving had no risk, there would be a lot more fools underwater.

44. Every girl loves when a boy softly whispers in her ear those three magic words: Time to dive!
45. There is no angry way to say bubbles.
46. It’s always dive o’clock somewhere.

Die besten Zitate von Jacques Yves Cousteau

Jeder Sporttaucher und viele Meeresliebhaber und Entdecker da draußen kennen den berühmten Jacques Yves Cousteau oder sind mit seinen Geschichten über die Unterwasserwelt aufgewachsen.

Hier sind einige der besten Zitate von Jacques Yves Cousteau über das Tauchen und das Meer.

48. The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
49. Diving for me is like a loving kiss.
50. From birth, man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free.

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Beste Ozean-Zitate

Die besten Tauchzitate für Meeresliebhaber und Meeressüchtige!

52. Jedes Mal, wenn Sie tauchen, hoffen Sie, etwas Neues zu sehen – einige neue Arten. Manchmal gibt dir der Ozean ein Geschenk, manchmal nicht.
    – James Cameron

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53. On the surface of the ocean, men wage war and destroy each other; but down here, just a few feet beneath the surface, there is a calm and peace, unmolested by man.
    Jules Verne, Twenty thousand leagues under the sea

53. The cure for anything is saltwater: sweat, tears, or the sea.
    Isak Dinesen
54. Don’t wait any longer. Dive in the ocean, Leave and let the sea be you.
    Rumi
55. We need to respect the oceans and take care of them as if our lives depended on it. Because they do.
    Sylvia Earle
56. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch – we are going back from whence we came.
    John F Kennedy
57. The sea is the only embodiment of a supernatural and wonderful existence.
    Jules Verne
58. Every time I slip into the ocean, it’s like going home.
    Sylvia Earle
59. It’s out there at sea that you are really yourself.
    Vito Dumas

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62. Diving is like sex. – The first time you try you are nervous but it’s still the best thing you’ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets. As you do it with more people, you learn new techniques. With experience, you can do it longer and deeper…If you enjoy sex, you’ll love diving.
    – Unknown
63. Feel free to pee in your rental wetsuit…everyone else has…
64. If anything goes wrong underwater, relax, take a deep breath, and think it through. You have the rest of your life to solve the problem.
65. Divers are men of strength, with healthy organs. Divers are men of strong mind, intelligent and with impeccable morality.
    (Translated from German: „Taucher sind Männer großer Muskelkraft, mit gesunden Organen. Taucher sind Männer hoher geistiger Kraft, von Verstand und einwandfreier Moral„)
    – Hermann Stelznar, Tauchtechnik 1931
66. Friends don’t let friends buy jacket style BCDs
67. Friends don’t let friends buy split fins.

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68. Shouldn’t dive this morning, too much blood in the alcohol system…
    Unbekannter Taucher auf Tauchsafari
69. You don’t have to outswim the shark, you just have to outswim your buddy.
70. The visibility is great if you get right up close to what you want to see.
71. You should always dive with a buddy…if you have an equipment problem buddy can help….if you run out of air buddy can help….if there is a shark attack your odds are now 50-50 instead of 100%
    Nitrogen Narcosis is for Christmas, Oxygen Toxicity is for Life
72. I dress in black rubber, hang metal clips all over my body, and pee on myself. I’m a commercial diver.
    Ein Berufstaucher
73. If you close your eyes the sharks will disappear.
74. Divers are some of the most calm, composed and stress-free people I know. I’m just not sure whether it’s calming effect of the sea or brain damage from lack of oxygen…
    Unbekannter Divemaster
75. The instructor carries the responsibility, the students the tanks.
    Julius Launhardt, bei jedem Social Diving Tauchkurs

68. The dive went great, then they entered the water.
69. To scuba dive or not to scuba dive. What a stupid question!
70. Life stages: Crawl, walk, dive.
71. Why do scuba divers fall backward off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
    Mark Hoppus
72. Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.
    Max Brooks, The Zombie Survival Guide
73. There are two types of divers: Those who pee in their wetsuit, and those who lie about it.
    Every instructor. Always.
74. Remember when scuba diving was dangerous and having sex was fun?
75. Never assume an unexploded goat is evidence of a good decompression profile.
    Mike Edmonston
76. Frankly, I’d suck a fart out of a donkey’s ass if that’s what it took to make it to the surface alive
    Bob (Grateful Diver)
77. It’s not the agency, it’s the instructor!
    Mehrere Kommentatoren diskutieren über „bester Tauchverband“
78. The Visibility is as far as you can see.
79. You’re too old to dive when they put you in a box. Even then, you’re not too old, you’re just incapable.
    K Barrick

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89. What happens in your wetsuit, stays in your wetsuit.
90. I hate diving in the rain…. you get wet!
91. The hardest part about diving in a drysuit is remembering not to pee.
    Unknown instructor
92. Think how deep the oceans would be if they didn’t have sponges.
93. In my other life, I was a fish. So I scuba dive to visit relatives.
94. I love scuba diving because for one hour, everyone just shuts the f*** up.
    Jeder Tauchlehrer auf die Frage, was den Job so toll macht. 😄

Freitauchzitate

Zu guter Letzt möchte ich Freitauchzitate nicht auslassen, um sie auf Instagram und Pinterest zu teilen. Schließlich sorgt die gesamte Erfahrung des Tauchens mit angehaltenem Atem für einige intensive Momente.

96. Freediving is not only a sport, it’s a way to understand who we are.
    Natalia Molchanova
97. Freediving is about silence…the silence that comes from within.
    Jacques Mayol
98. Underwater I hear the water coming to my body, I hear the sunlight penetrating the water.
    James Nestor, Deep: Freediving, Renegade Science, and What the Ocean Tells Us About Ourselves
99. If you haven’t had a problem down there, it just means that you haven’t dived enough times.
    Yasemin Dalkilic
100. Most sports require a ball. Freediving requires two.

Zusammenfassung

Und das war’s. Dies sind die 100 besten Tauchzitate in 2024. Teil diese Liste mit deinen Tauchfreunden und auf Social Media.

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